Crooked man
Down a crooked mile
Crooked backbone
Crossed out smile
Crooked cat
Crooked mouse
We live together in a crooked little house

We're all fine
We're all fine
We fit together like worms on a line
We're so good
We're so nice
We stick together like dirty horse flies

Crooked eyes
Crooked tooth
Crooked mind
Bending back the truth
A crooked road
On a crooked town
Looking down at the crumbs on the ground

We're all fine
We're all fine
We fit together like nickles on a dime
We're so good
We're so nice
We talk the mumbo jumbo Greenwich Mean Time