People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon
Cause I get stoned in the morning I get drunk in the afternoon
Kind of like my ole blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made, cause

R: I ain't asking nobody for nothing
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm living
You just leave this long haired country boy alone...

Preacher man talking on TV (1) putting down the rock'n roll
Wants me to send a donation cause he's worried about my soul
He said Jesus walked on the water and I know that is true
But sometimes I think that preacher man'd like to do a little walking too, but

R:

A poor girl wants to marry and a rich girl wants to flirt
A rich man goes to college and a poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine and a politician wants to vote
I don't want much of nothing at all but I will take another toke, but

R: