1. Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she
can't shoot whiskey

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how
to shoot a combo and he don't know

R: That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,slashed a hole in all four tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

2. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash
version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking
that he's gonna lucky,

Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
And he don't know

R: That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might save a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh...not on me

R: That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little supped up four wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Ohh...before he cheats