Well, I went out cattin’ on a
Friday night I was dressed to kill,
I was a-lookin’ for a fight
I looked in the mirror, just a-waitin’ for the light
I saw a hot chick that really looked right
I’m draggin’, draggin’ down

Main once more
With a peroxide blonde in a hopped up model Ford Yeah,
I'm draggin', draggin' down
Main once more With a peroxide blonde in a hopped up model Ford
Well, I pulled on over, she asked me for a ride
She moved real close, sittin’ side-by-side
I looked out the window and to my surprise
Was a hotrod Ford just a-passin’ me by
I’m draggin’, draggin’ down

Main once more
With a peroxide blonde in a hopped up model Ford, Yeah.…
Well, we drug down Main, just to make a scene
I barked my tires when the light turned green
I slapped it to the floor, let out on the clutch
And what was left on the road, well - it wasn't very much
We flew out of town, we were side by side
Twin carburetors were open wide
Tires were smoke, it started to whine
I’m tellin’ ya, that blonde, she left me way behind!
I’m draggin', draggin' down

Main once more
With the peroxide blonde in a hopped up model
Ford Now I’m never-never-never draggin’ down
Main no more, ooh-ooh…
With a peroxide blonde in a hopped up model Ford,
A peroxide blonde in a hopped up model Ford, ooh-ooh…
A peroxide blonde in a hopped up model Ford