Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
You know I trust you
But you can't tell these days
Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
You know I want you
But let's wait a few days

She might look nice and sweet
But sleeps with every guy she meets
You might think you know some guy
But you know guys and they always lie

Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
You know I trust you
But you can't tell these days
Hello I love you
And liked to get laid
You know I want you
But I'm deathly afraid

She holds my hand and sighs
But her hand won't satisfy
Our thoughts are wicked
But our legs are crossed
And I doubt I can hold out too long

The doc won't know for at least a week
I'm like a dog locked up when my mate's in heat
And I hope she doesn't see me drool
Cuz I hope to use my rusty tool

Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, hello

'Uh, Hullo? '

'Good news Mr. Johnson, your test results are in and you're back in business.'

'Yippee! Yahoo! Yahooie! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! whoo! '

I need my baby now
Let's go
Hello, hello
Hello, hello
The lizard king is back