Down in Atlanta at the razor ball : even at the razor
ball
Sluefoot Mose and crosseyed Joe : didn't go in at all

Big crap game in the hall : started in to fight
Joe got drunk that wasn't all : went and turn out the
lights

And that *matcher* Charlie : shot his automatic twins
Charlie grabbed his girl : and he *crow forked* in

Playing baseball and football : and don't get enough
Playing baseball and football : and strutting the stuff

Mighty big chief : shot his automatic twin
The high sheriff took the couple : and doublecross ten

Put you lights on calico : and fight it for game
Put me at the head of the list : and don't forget to call
my name