There was this boy, his name was Jerry
He had a girl, her name was Sally
They were so happy, so much in love
Drank Coca-Cola in his mini bus

A few years later, they got married
They had two kids and a dog named Spot
They were so happy, so much in love
Put their kids to bed and went and watched Ben Hur

The perfect family, Jerry and Sally
The perfect family
The perfect family, Jerry and Sally
The perfect family

Sally and Jerry have sure been through a lot
But they remember their promise to God
Jerry's getting older now, losing his hair
Losing his teeth, but Sally doesn't care