Who's your favorite person?
And do you know them personally?
Maybe he's a she
And she's a reject, she's just like me

Does it make your bones break
When you're sitting thinking of them?
Does it make your cold heart seize
Again, again, again, again, again?

I've got blu tack on my back
Got it signed with personal thanks
Take it down, you bet, I daren't
I'm hanging over like a poster parent

Wanna know he's mine
And that he'll never cheat on me
'Cuz everywhere I go
His face is all that I can see

Maybe, it's just he's more
Popular than I assumed
Maybe, I'll go one better
I'll get his stone cold heart exhumed right now

Boyfriend, don't try to stop me
Boyfriend, I love you equally
Boyfriend but this is inherent
Boyfriend, I need my poster parent