On the TV Rosanne is all upset
because she has to go to some dumb party
with Dan and she has absolutely nothing
to wear and Dan isn't very sympathetic
and I feel bad for her 'cause I feel the Sam
About never having anything to wear
when you feel like you have to look nice.

I mean I have my Favorite outfit
consisting of my green holly hobby dress
with the pink buttons, pink ballet tights
Do my docs and my hello kitty barrettes.
More the aerial ones, but you can only
let someone see you with a dress
like that around your neck
Once.