I wish I didn't make that bet
Thats not the guy I want to be
If I could just turn back the clock
Then Janey would still be with me
Tell me mom, what should I do?
I love this boy but he has been untrue
I'll do my best to make things right
I wish we could resolve this fight
It could happen...
It could happen!
At the prom tonight!
I'm gettin' pussy no matter what!
Even if its with dirty slut!
True love is what I want the most!
I just jerked off in your french toast!
So what if we have the same mother...
Tonight I'm gonna fuck my brother...
In a few hours I'll be queen of the prom!
I've been in institutions since my first year in Nam!
I'm takin Janey to the prom and she doesn't know why!
I'm only in this song because I'm a black guy! Hey! Look Out!
I have no money, I have to make my own dress...Aah Aah!
Look at me, my breasts are perky! Yes!
I'm gonna win her back no matter what it takes!
Here I go, I gonna forget about Jake!
Prom tonight, do do do do-do
prom tonight, do do do do-do
prom tonight, do do do do-do
Oh........
Its gonna happen...
Its gonna happen...
happen...
happen...
happen...At the Prom.....TONIGHT!
