1. She came in through the bathroom window
protected by a silver spoon
but now she sucks her thumb and wonders
by the banks of her own lagoon.

R: Didn't anybody tell her
didn't anybody see
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me.

2. She said she'd always been a dancer
she worked at fifteen clubs a day
and though she though I knew the answer
well I knew what I could not say.

3. And so I quit the police department
and got myself a steady job
and though she tried her best to help me
she could steal but she could not rob.

R: Didn't anybody tell her
didn't anybody see
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me oh yeah.