1. Well you should see polythene Pam
she's so good looking but she looks like a man
well you should see her in drag
dressed in her polythene bag
yes you should see polythene Pam
yeah yeah yeah!
2. Get a does of her in jackboots and kill
she's killer diller when she's dressed to the bilt
she's the kind of a girl
that makes the News of the world
yes you could say she was attractively built
yeah yeah yeah!
