1. I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying.
2. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
man you been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long.
R: I am the eggman, they are the eggman
I am the walrus goo goo goo joob.
3. Mister city policeman sitting pretty little
policeman in a row
see how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying.
4. Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye
crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
boy you been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down.
R: I am the eggman...
5. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
if the sun don't come
you get a tan from standing in the English rain.
R: I am the eggman...
6. Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think
the joker laughs at you
see how they smile, like pigs in a sty
see how they snied
I'm crying.
7. Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower
elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna
man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
R: I am the eggman...
