At last I've found a man who won't
leave me fast great ass and when I
drone on he doesn't talk back
in the bedroom he lets me do all
the things that I like to do
when we screw oh yeaaaa
And even though this song's
title is "style" it's not at all
about Harry Styles you can see
I'm over that guy!


This video is a boring piece of shit
I don't know why anyone would even want
to watch it it's just a lame rip-off
of True Detective's credits mixed with
a bad film school thesis it's so fucking
pretentious I went way over budget on
"Blank Space" I destroyed a vintage sports
car it was such a waste that's why this vid
is just crap projected on my face
and these pieces of broken glass
these pieces of broken glass


I'm psycho by now everyone in the wordl knows
but I don't act all crazy in this video
I'll play nice girl oh and even though I'm the
devil I'II fool the world I'II fool the world
This song sounds like the soundtrack of "Drive"
with its cheesy eighties synth vibe and that
annoying funk guitar line


I'm going to use a Satanic ritual to bring
you to life so you're not just a big doll
you'll be my real boyfriend and you'll always
make me smile And we both will kill Harry Styles
we'll skin and kill Harry Styles! We're here
to stop you Taylor you are sick
This is the last time that you write aboutch
me you bitch! You can't stop me! Oh yes we can
boys unzip your pants let's use our One Erection
power our gigantic One D power