I’m a psycho pale germaphobe
don’t don’t don’t don’t touch me
The sun is burning me
I can’t stand sunlight
it’s been ten years since I’ve been outside
you can take a pic but don’t come near me
My skin is translucent
I look like a Skrillex mutant
Get this vampire away from me!
Hey hey hey hey
I don’t need your judgement
the guy from Nickelback is my husband
I get enough shit already
Your husband’s music sucks!
I used to be punk rock
but now I’m trying to act J-Pop
my career’s dead someone help me
Hey hey hey hey
This video’s so bad
the lyrics are so sad
that Hello Kitty has banned me
I am so immature
dressed up like I am four
am I rocker or anime?
I am so c-c-confused!
You stole my haircut and skin tone!
And my Dubstep style you ho
This song is a horrible joke
These lyrics fit on a post it note
This vid is so racist
made my dancers look cloned and brainless
cause they all look alike to me!
Is this bitch serious?
Paid them tons of money to stereotype their country
We bring dishonor to family
Hey hey hey hey
Calm down Mrs. Lavigne
I don’t carry disease
you look extremely sickly
Someone kill this guy dead
he just touch my forehead
get me disinfected right now please!
I-I-I I can’t breathe!
Why are you moving like a cartoon?
Because that’s what Japanese girls do
They all clap their hands and sound like this
Get out of here you damn racist!
Avril, you must stop this!
everybody hates it
even more than they despise Nickelback!
I think we were way off
Dubstep J-pop’s not hot
the way back to the top is rap
Gre-gre-gre-great idea!
Avil on the track ho
Fried Chicken
Fried Chicken
Fried Chicken so finger lickin’
Fried Chicken
Fried Chicken
Fried Chicken so finger lickin’
Fried Chicken
Fried Chicken
Fried Chicken so finger lickin’
This is gonna be huge with the urban market
You two some dumbmothafuckas
