Don't you deport me,
Don't you deport me,
Oh no no, oh no no,
You can't deport me,
I am invincible.
Fuck this, I'm Justin
ain't heading north just like that.
I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh,
your stupid rules don't apply to me, ah ah ah ah ahhh,
this cough syrup's making me dizzy now.
That's right I'm above the law,
like Steve Seagal,
but hotter.
My crime spree,
started slow,
got faster.
One egging next door,
want some more?
Raided by the feds,
they found all my meds (shit)
Then I got caught dragging,
high on weed and drinking,
but I had my dad with me,
dipshit helped me block the streets.
It's teenage mentality,
just doing what teenage boys do.
Dad forgot to mention,
Swag.
He's 38.
Beliebers, beliebe me,
I'm innocent.
Ha, I just lied to you,
and I'm with with it,
'cause I don't undestand a consequence.
[dialogue]
It will be her first time,
ooh yea, yea,
on JB's gross stache ride.
Feels so damn good,
ooh yea, yea,
like a porcupine.
You're a dick, kid,
ooh no, no,
I'm just a codeine addict,
god, I'm faded,
ooh yea, yea,
like that time in the plane cabin.
Attention, attention!
Please stop smoking weed you two,
I cannot fly this jet, need oxygen.
Fuck you, my dad said it's cool.
I will keep on dancing,
until we're romacing.
Nasty boy, I am pricey,
1k to suck my boobies.
Is there room for family?
I wanna take our picture too.
Oh, by the way, Justin,
what, bitch?
This was a sting.
[dialogue]
Oh no no, oh no no,
this is bullshit.
Let me go, you assholes,
I didn't do it.
I need to try to look like I'm innocent,
stop making this stupid face inside my courtroom.
Since it's your first real crime,
ooh yea, yea,
I think I'll let you slide.
Hold the damn phone,
oh no, no.
There's public outcry,
go home Justin!,
hell no, no.
We're tired of your antics!
I might be busted,
ooh yea, yea,
but I can still wreak havoc.
Enough,
deporting this disease,
just won't cut it,
Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked,
oh no no, oh no no,
you can't do this.
Oh yes yes, oh yes yes,
I just did bitch!
