When I dance I'm tailed by a dog called Ego
And you don't move at all
When I talk you bark with a pitch black halo
Damn, you're gonna hit the wall

The cockblocker blues

Did I piss you off, did I do the johnny?
Did I make you dark blue?
Did you pee your pants when I playboyed your bunny?
Damn, no I don't pay-per-view

The cockblocker blues

Got a pirates heart I ain't no sunday sailor
You got nothin on me
I'm 24 carat gold and you're the rusty anchor
Damn, it ain't no charity, I got no sympathy

The cockblocker blues

She's got it
He's got it
I know I've go it
We all got it
The cockblocker blues