I've been dreaming every night about strangling all of you
I need some answers now
I ask you a question, you must answer
I want to know who is he is
You need to tell me
I can't take this anymore
If you don't give me answers, I'm going to chop you into little piece
Hot wheels, miniature trains, Tinker Toys... I'll burn you all down

Now we are going to do
Something extremely fun (yeah!)
We're going to play (let's play a game!)
A wonderful game called, "Who is your daddy?"

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Does he fix cars that women crash?
Or does he live in New York and drive a cab?

Some of your daddies just work a normal boring desk job
But one of them is a drug dealer and I am really a cop

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Does he fix cars that women crash?
Or does he live in New York and drive a cab?

Yeah!

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?