1. Kung Fu oh do what you do to me
Haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
'Fore long, I went to Hong Kong
With Bruce Li's brother and Johnny Wong

R: I think its strange, he wears a Fu Manchu
And he thinks he loves you, oh oh oh ah oh
Oh (garbled phrase with the "an" syllable featured), made in Taiwan
C'mon Jackie Chan, oh oh oh ah oh

2. Last night Jackie Chan came out
I played pool with him and we hung out
Mr. Miyagi and me and ...
Callin out cause all is well

R: I think its strange...

3. Kung Fu do what you do to me
I can't live without my Kung-Fu movies
Shanghai killers and deadly swords
(Your guess)

R: I think its strange... (2x)