I spent all my money on drugs
and couldn't afford to fly
I took a Greyhound bus
you and your brat sat next to me

it wouldn't shut up
so I lit it on fire
for 30 seconds it was louder
then it shut up

I lit your
I lit your
I lit your
baby on fire

I lit your
I lit your
I lit your
baby on fire

I lit your
I lit your
I lit your
baby on fire

I lit your
I lit your
I lit your
baby on fire

You came back from the bathroom
and smelled something burning
you realized it was your baby
and I started to laugh

you asked the driver to pull over
but he laughed at you too
you yelled at me
so I roasted some marshmallows on your kid

I lit your
I lit your
I lit your
baby on fire

I lit your
I lit your
I lit your
baby on fire

I lit your
I lit your
I lit your
baby on fire

I lit your
I lit your
I lit your
baby on fire