"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."

Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song

Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take of the spray paint
With turpentine

"Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!"
"Hey!"
"Get offa me!"
"That's my bucket!"
"Let go of my side burns!"