hard to be a girl
so nice to be a boy
in my room at night
not a pretty sight

here's an empty kiss
marching to the rhythm of the payroll
i can be a good boy too
A D D/c#
just let me out of the stable

sausages and eggs
and hot and sour soup
thank me for your time
cause i can be as bad as you

hard to be a girl
that's what the oracle told me
I don't care what she says
I assume it's best to be lonely