So Hip It Hurts

Do you remember when men wore skirts?
(So hip)
In kipper ties like jealous flirts
(So hip)
In calico and in brocade shirts
So hip it hurts

Do you remember when girls wore slacks?
(So hip)
Traffic stops, men get heart attacks
(So hip)
Seems so strange that they took it like that
So hip it hurts

He's so hip, so hip it
She's so hip, so hip it
They're so hip, so hip it hurts
So hip it

Whose the girl with the kin ski eyes?
(So hot)
They kind of face you could idolize
(So what)
The kind of shape that gets advertised
So hip it hurts

Once it was normal for a girl to curtsy
Got to admit even though it hurts me
She'd squeeze informal until it screams for mercy
So hip it hurts

He's so hip, so hip it
She's so hip, so hip it
They're so hip, so hip it hurts
So hip it hurts, so hip it

(So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so)
He's so hip, so hip it
She's so hip, so hip it
They're so hip, so hip it hurts
So hip it hurts, so hip it

He's so hip, so hip it
She's so hip, so hip it
So hip, so hip it hurts

So hip it hurts
So hip it hurts
So hip it hurts
So hip it hurts
So hip it