When the moon arises on the western sky
And the vampires are out on the sly
At times they have trouble finding necks to bite
That's why I cook up in my roon tonight

My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(Her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
Drac came to me one night at 12
And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf

I exclaimed "don't fret!" I'll give you on fix
Of my newly regenerated mix
I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(She gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated
Blood)

It gives you quick relief you see
From fang aches and corpusle deficiency
Natter! consuming my laboratory brew
Will make a new vampire out of you

It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood
That riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch
Now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch

If you're biting mre necks enjoying it less
Try my new non-carbonated best
My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(Her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)