When I got home from work you called and said that you'd be late
For me not to worry none that you'd be home by eight
The material that you've been a lookin' at will make any man's blood rise
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise
I've told you once before to keep your big hands offa her
I just seen you reach for her and you're crazy if you think I don't care
The goods you're tryin' to feel of I've seen you reach for twice
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise
That line of goods you're a sellin' is somethin' I won't buy
Guess you think she's a bargain cause she's got them bedroom eyes
You'll get what you've bargained for and I ain't a gonna tell you twice
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise
I've told you once before to keep your big hands offa her
I just seen you reach for her and you're crazy if you think I don't care
The goods you're tryin' to feel of I've seen you reach for twice
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise
